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SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:15 pm

Sardar aaj mairay parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya……..

Friend :phir tum ne kya kiya……….?
Sardar:Main ne un se kaha ……………..
GOOGLE pr Search kar lain :P :P :P
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby last-samurai on Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:14 pm

Gud Joke....... tou yeh lo eska jawab

Sardar ki MAA mar gai
Sardar ka Abba 1 saal bad
London se aya

Sardar
“Abba MAA mar gai”

Abba
“Kab.?”

Sardar
“Ek saal pehle”

Abba
“Tu ne mje pehle kyu nhi btaya”

Sardar
“Socha app ko SURPRISE du ga”
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:00 pm

Wah g Wah
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
A Sardar geee Doctor falls in Love with a NURSE.
He write a Love Letter 2 the Nurse:-
I Love you SISTER
:lol: :mrgreen: :D :lol:
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:30 am

Sardar k Ghar Baita hua
Sardar ne use goad me liya to us ne susu kar diya. :o :o :shock: :shock: :? :?
Sardar:Nurse se doosra do ye leak hai.........
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:48 am

Newspaper mai News lagi k 50% of Sardars are donkeys.
The Sardars Protested. :o :( :shock:
Next day News lagi k 50% of Sardars are not Donkey.
The Sardars Celebrated.
:lol: :mrgreen: :D
:lol: :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :) :lol:
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:31 pm

Sardar- Aaj maine pani ko ullu bana diya
Friend- pani ko ullu :o Wo Kaise :?:
Sardar- Oye!Subah maine pani Garam Kiya
aur
THANDE PANI SE NAHA LIYA.

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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:41 pm

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithe hai :?:
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil :?:
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag :?:
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:32 pm

Sardar: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.
Pathan: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!
Ab Naha Lun?

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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:41 pm

1 Sardar apni Jaib me pathar daal k ghom raha tha:
Kisi ne pocha: Aisa q kr rhe ho?
Sardar: Is dunya me usi ki qadar hoti hy, jiski Jaib bhari hoti ha
:shock: :o
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:46 pm

Sardar raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
.
.
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Sardar: Lo ye Machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

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