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Postby online_sports_shop on Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:49 pm

Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.
Begam Boli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:17 pm

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
.
Dost: Garam pani Q?
.
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:21 pm

SRDAR:Dr sab:Tusi kehya C k subha game khedan nal sehat changi rendi A,

Per meno te koi farq ni paya C
.
Dr:Tusi kiri game khelday 0
.
Srdar:Mobile te sap aali. :o :o
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Postby online_sports_shop on Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:23 pm


Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Postby online_sports_shop on Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:28 pm


Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi" :roll:
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:31 pm

Aik sradar sochta raha...
sochta raha...
sochta raha...
saari zindagi sochta raha
aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya
k meri behan k 3 bhai hain
tau mere 2 kyoun????
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Postby online_sports_shop on Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:41 pm

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: EVERY YEAR ;) ;)
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:47 pm


Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
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Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:45 pm

a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:53 pm

A sardar married to a short girl.
people asked to sardar :why you married such a short girl.
He replied: our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay. :roll: :roll:
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