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Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:06 pm


Pathan: Mujay tu ankhain band krny par b dikhai daita hay.
Sardar: Acha!....
kya dikhai daita hay?....
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Pathan: ANDHERA!,,,
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:22 pm

Judge: Aaj tumhe phansi ki saza de jae ge.
Tumhari koi aakhri khuwahish?
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Sardar: Judge sahab meri jaga aap latak jaein.
:D :lol: :lol: :)
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Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:55 pm


Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…
when a person asked what he was doing there,
he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.
 :D :D :D
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:02 pm

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing
except one
Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:07 pm

Sardar ji;Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,
tention de,
mujhe barbad kar de,
mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiy
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:52 pm

1 man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:00 pm

1 Sardar PCO main gaya,
Jaib se Mobile nikala aur Baat kar k Bahar aagaya.
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Kisi ne pucha: Jab Tumhary pas Mobile tha to PCO mai kyon gaye?
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Sardar: Mere Dost ne kaha tha PCO se phone karogy to Paise kam lagengy.
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:34 pm


Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:37 pm


Sardar Building Se Gira...
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:

Main Zinda Hoon.

Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae
:? :) :) :?
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Re: SARDAR GEEE

Postby online_sports_shop on Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:45 pm

1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.
2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.

1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha.
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